Monday, June 18, 2012
Shireen on the Scene: Magic Mike
Yes indeed parts are parts however, they are not all created equally case in point, Magic Mike. The new movie explores the day in the life of a stripper. And it left me wondering should a real man really wear a thong. I mean how practical is it?
Shireen: "Whoohoo it's hot in here."
And let "Magic Mike" do the rest. Although its probably best to take the girls along to this movie.
Channing Tatum: "I think if guys give it a shot they'll be presently surprised, but look I'm not under the pretense that they're gonna be like yo after the hockey game let's go see this movie magic mike?"
Channing Tatum, along with a slew of other good looking men star as strippers.
Shireen: "If a guy wanted to wear a thong on sobe, what would your advice be?"
Channing Tatum: "NOT to do it.."
Channing Tatum: "Im sorry just don't, just don't."
Shireen: "You are in the land of thongs. Miami"
Adam Rodriguez: "Yeah."
Shireen: "What would your advice be if someone was going to wear a thong, like a man?"
Alex: "Like in public?"
Shireen: "That would be the idea."
Alex: "I don't know if that's ever a good idea. If you're being forced to do that."
Shireen: "If you've been taken hostage by the thong police and you have to wear a thong on sobe."
Alex: "Get waxed."
Shireen: "Get manscaped, I'm just going to give you a dollar for that, because guys you have to get manscaped."
Alex: "I had to get manscaped."
Rewind insert heavy breathing man I need a date.
Shireen: "What were some of the things you had to do to get stripper ready? Did you wax your butt? You probably had to."
Alex: "I didn't wax it, there was a tech"
Shireen: "Tech shout out."
Alex: "Shout out, great touch."
Shireen: "To prepare for this role did you have to do a lot of grooming? manscaping etc?
Joe: "I have no hair, this is as much body hair as I have."
Shireen: "Let me see your arm. So you're just naturally fabulous"
Joe: "No I'm just naturally hairless."
Focus Shireen. Okay, where was i? Oh yeah, everyone knows Channing used to be a stripper in real life.
Channing: "I waxed it's the most painful thing I've ever done. when i actually stripped i shaved, I'll never wax again. I had little red bumps all over me and stuff it was terrible, it's a horrible thing, i don't know why you guys do it There was a lot of spray tanning and in general, a lot of an the make up department on this movie, we got really really close. we're besties."
Magic Mike, Channing tries to escape his butt naked ways to make furniture. Sounds practical, he's probably good with his hands.
Shireen: "If I'm going to give somebody a lap dance can you give me some tips?"
Joe: "It's all about the hips."
Shireen: "OK, hips as in how you move the hips"
Get complicated when you take your clothes off. Life ain't all it's "cracked up to be" but you can sure enjoy the view, i mean ride, i mean never mind.