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PrintShireen on the Scene: Ted
Posted: 07/05/12
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"Ted" became the number one movie last weekend, in part, because it offended everyone, but Lynn and I are especially offended. It's a good thing she's not here to see this.
It's hard to grow up when your best friend is your childhood toy that magically came to life now john and "Ted" are trying to move on to adult relationships, but there's adult relationships and adult relationships.
One bear, four girls.
Wait what was that name?!?!
No, the other name.
Yeah, that one why is Shireen a hooker name?!?!
MILA KUNIS: "Cuz it makes me laugh it's a great hooker name."
Just because I pose for artsy pictures doesn't make me a hooker.
SETH MCFARLANE: "So she does the news then goes on the web and does provocative kinds of poses, really?"
MILA KUNIS: "Shireen, it's a sensual name. It's a sexy name."
But, I'm not the only one getting picked on.
Be ready to be offended.
Yes, Seth Macfarland thinks my lovely, classy-not-trashy co-worker has a disreputable name.
Mark says he got in trouble because he didn't rattle off his wife's name.
MARK WAHLBERG: "My wife was like 'Why didn't you say my name in that long list of white trash names."
But sometimes the name fits.
One bear, four girls.
Wait what was that name?!?!
No, the other name.
Yeah, that one why is Shireen a hooker name?!?!
MILA KUNIS: "Cuz it makes me laugh it's a great hooker name."
Just because I pose for artsy pictures doesn't make me a hooker.
SETH MCFARLANE: "So she does the news then goes on the web and does provocative kinds of poses, really?"
MILA KUNIS: "Shireen, it's a sensual name. It's a sexy name."
But, I'm not the only one getting picked on.
Be ready to be offended.
Yes, Seth Macfarland thinks my lovely, classy-not-trashy co-worker has a disreputable name.
Mark says he got in trouble because he didn't rattle off his wife's name.
MARK WAHLBERG: "My wife was like 'Why didn't you say my name in that long list of white trash names."
But sometimes the name fits.
