Thursday, October 11, 2012
Shireen on the Scene: Seven Psychopaths
If you think we're crazy here at Channel 7, wait til you see the movie "Seven Psychopaths." Yeah, we look totally normal compared to the movie. Anyway, so the movie is about making a movie about "Seven psychopaths."
Okay, put your thinking caps on Deco peeps because this could get confusing.
Shireen: "With the hat or without the hat?"
Guys: "I think without."
Shireen: "What do think?"
Actor Sam Rockwell by the way, wears a hat like that in "Seven Psychopaths." Because his co-star Colin Farrell actually bought it for him on a whim. Seriously, so it became part of wardrobe.
Shireen: "Mr. Walken, is that you?"
Shireen: "And I can wear you on my chest?"
Shireen: "Yeah that's what I'm talking about."
Sam: "I ain't't touching that one."
Shireen: "That's Miami right there."
Chris: "I don't look like that, but i will."
Usually, I'm half naked. But the guys wanted me dressed.
Shireen: "You're a lil lumpy in the middle."
Chris: "That's alright."
Sam: "Triple quadruple entendres. Excuse me while i just confirm what you just said. lil lumpy in the middle"
"Seven Psychopaths" is about a guy trying to get inspiration to write a movie about seven psycho killers.
Colin plays the writer. Christopher Walken and Sam play his bff's. Note, Christopher & Sam happen to be psychos....In the movie. Peeps, this is cra cra humor at it's finest.
Shireen: "I have to go like this so I can hear you."
Sam: "You look great."
Shireen: "You like it? How would you describe the humor?"
Colin: "The humor is incredibly irreverent, and self referential, it's just really good. it's really funny."
Shireen: "It's so funny."
There's a dog-napping theme in the movie, and Bonnie the shitzu...steals like every scene she's in.
Shireen: "Did you spend quality time with Bonnie? I spent some time with her?
Sam: "Chris loved her! Chris hogged Bonnie."
Shireen: "Where you hugging her? Did you kiss her on the mouth?"
Chris: "Yes of course. I spent a lot of time with her and you hear all those stories about not working with animals and Bonnie was a real doll."
This movie is so sarcastic and politically incorrect it make me look like Mother Teresa, minus the bedazzled bra.
Colin: "It has incredible heart, and this film as violent as it is it has such heart and it's really, really sweet."
I liked the film, but I'm a lil unstable. How's this for psycho babble?
Chris: "See this movie or I will shoot this dog."
Shireen: "Do I get to keep you, or do I have to give you back?"
Sam: "No i need it back."