Friday, April 26, 2013
Shireen on the Scene: Pain & Gain
Suffering for ones art is not unusual I know -- I feel the pain from my push-up bra right now. The cast of the new movie Pain and Gain felt it too, not my bra pain in the name of art -- that is when they had to wear fannie packs, spray tans and uni-tards: Tonight, we're talking about suffering a fool, in the name of film.
In Michael Bay's new dark comedy "Pain and Gain based on a true story that happened in the Magic City it's not just about murder and kidnapping: By a couple of meat head muscle guys it's also about major crimes of fashion in the 90's..like multiple crimes.
Shireen: "Have you worn a fanny pack?"
Tony: "I have to admit maybe once or twice."
Shireen: "I knew you a fanny pack man."
Tony: "I think I was traveling in Europe or something, I don't know . I don't think I still have it, is that a good thing."
I like fannies and packs - just not in the same sentence.
Rob: "I wish fanny packs weren't so dorky."
Anthony: "I still own a fanny pack."
Shireen: "You do?"
Anthony: "And I wear it all the time."
Shireen: "You're saying that on tv right now."
Anthony: "Once you reach a certain age, a fanny pack is essential dude.."
Muscle shirts, cut-off jeans, tube socks...the crimes were continuous and shocking.
Shireen: Stri-pad unitards."
Rob: "Talk to the expert over here."
Anthony: "You can't beat it. Nothing makes you look better than a striped onesie
Shireen: "You worked it though, that's a hard outfit. You had you know, some kind of lil shorts, going on.. they looked good.
Tony: "They weren't really mine. I have some similar ones, but they weren't MINE."
And being really, really tan was in, in the 90's now, it's total skin homicide.
Ttony: "They had to spray tan me for the movie."
Shireen: "Do you like spray tan or regular tanning?"
Tony: "I love the sun and spray tanning is unpleasant."
Rob: "I had to have two people come to the hotel room and spray me in my underwear on the balcony."
Shireen: "Who wore the shower cap?"
Anthony: "I wore the shower cap in the cut up scene"
Shireen: "Now you know how i feel .. it's not all real."
Anthony: "That's cool clip it in."
Shireen: "Clip it in sew it in."
Anthony: "In Miami if you're 75 percent real that's like 100 percent everywhere else
For art -- I realize sacrifices have to be made -- but I thank the fashion gods we're living in 2013.
At least until 2023.
Rob: "I have great calves."
Rob: "I have beautiful calves."
Shireen: "I heard that about u, I read it on the bathroom."