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WSVN -- For over 30 years, Gallagher has been telling jokes and destroying fruit in his live shows.

You might have seen him recently in that Geico ad. You know, happier than Gallagher at a fruit stand.

Now the human smoothie maker is calling it quits with a farewell tour.

Deco caught up with the inventor of the Sledge-O-Matic. He says if you're looking to get hammered, this is your last chance.

Gallagher: "Everybody should come out. I've been in Vegas for six months. I did 180 shows in a row, working on new material, new material, you'll never hear these jokes anywhere else. I'm in great shape. I've had four heart attacks. If I was you, I'd come now. I don't know."

Catch Gallagher this Saturday night at the Magic City Casino. Tickets are available.

If you sit in the first five rows, you might want to bring a poncho.

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